Frank Zappa-isms

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.