Frank Zappa-isms

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Chalk one up for the old guys

"Maturity allows one to pursue the pleasures of life without the necessity to cause damage to the earthly temple." ~well known member of pipesmokers forum

Grow a pair guys

"Man up, Nancy!" ~ ???

Take all the time you need.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell