do you believe your own bullshit?

"Don’t always believe what you think."

~anonymous

and i thought football coaches were stupid

“Success is never final. But failure can be,”

Bill Parcels

i can't see anything

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

—Arthur Schopenhauer

a lesson for the old

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.

—Unknown Author

i hate arguing with stupid people

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

—Mark Twain

i never learned this lesson

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

—Groucho Marx

my first mistake

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

—Lily Tomlin

now here is a winner

If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.

—Ted Turne

i can change, really

Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.

—Groucho Mar

i quit early

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.

—Albert Einstein

progress

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.

—Alfred A. Montapert

its all in how you view things

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

—William Arthur Ward

Religion

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

—Abraham Lincoln

its all in the math

“The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function."

Professor Albert Bartlett