describing the family dog

"Faster than a speeding bullet, dumber than a potted plant".
Linus Torvolds

best investment advice on earth

"Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful"
Warren Buffett

fools

"You can fool some of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time. That's usually enough."

-MILTON BERLE