Just a few good ones.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Golden rule of politics

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual state of alarm (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing them with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
-- H. L. Mencken

line for the RE boom

Value is just a matter of opinion, debt is real.